Song of the Day “Troublemaker” Weezer

“Troublemaker”

Lyrics:

Put me in a special school,
Cuz I am such a fool,
And I don’t need a single book to teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks,
And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams
So turn off the T.V.
Cuz that’s what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream
They only sicken me
Don’t let me play football
I’ll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin’ things my own way
And never giving up
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up.

I picked up a guitar,
What does this signify?
I’m gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die
You wanted arts and crafts
How’s this for arts and crafts?
Wuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
That’s Right!
I’m growing out my hair
I’m moving out to Cherokee
I’m gonna be a rockstar
And you are gonna bear with me
Cuz I can’t work a job
Like any other slob,
Punchin’ in and punchin’ out and suckin’ up to Bob
Marryin’ a bitch,
Havin’ seven kids,
Givin’ up and growin’ old,
And hopin’ there’s a god.

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin’ things my own way
And never giving up
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up

I’m gonna be star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me
And see if I am having sex
And studying my moves
They try to understand
Why I am so unlike
The singers in the other bands
I’m such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isn’t anybody else
Exactly quite like me
And when it’s party time
Like 1999
I’ll party by myself because I’m such a special guy

I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin’ things my own way
And never giving up.
I’m a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up.

Keep it on the up
(I’m a troublemaker)
Keep it on the up (UP!)
(I’m a troublemaker)
Keep it on the up
(I’m a troublemaker)
Keep it on the up (UP!)
(I’m a troublemaker)
Never giving up

Song of the Day “Island in the Sun” Weezer

“Island in the Sun”

Lyrics:

Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip

When you’re on a holiday
You can’t find the words to say
All the things that come to you
And i wanna feel it too

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

Hip hip
Hip hip

When you’re on a golden sea
You don’t need no memory
Just a place to call your own
As we drift into the zone

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore

Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore

Hip hip

We’ll never feel bad anymore
No no
We’ll never feel bad anymore
No no
No no
No no

Song of the Day “Say It Ain’t So” Weezer

“Say It Ain’t So”

Lyrics:

Somebody’s Heine’
is crowdin’ my icebox
somebody’s cold one
is givin’ me chills
Guess I’ll just close my eyes

Flip on the tele’
Wrestle with Jimmy
Something is bubbling
Behind my back
The bottle is ready to blow

Say it ain’t so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain’t so
My love is a lifetaker

I can’t confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day
So be cool

Dear Daddy,
I write you in spite of years of silence.
You’ve cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear.
This bottle of Steven’s awakens ancient feelings.
Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood

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The Sea is foaming like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin’ but I ain’t got no fear
I’m waxin’ down so that I’ll go real fast
I’m waxin’ down because it’s really a blast
I’m goin’ surfin’ cuz I don’t like your face
I’m bailin’ out because I hate the race
of Ratts that run Round and Round in the maze
I’m goin’ surfin’, I’m goin’ surfin’!

You take your care to work
I’ll take my board
And when you’re out of fuel
I’m still afloat

My buddies and their homies all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin’ like a thousand pound keg
We’ve goin’ surfin’, we’re goin’ surfin’!
All along the undertow is strengthening its hold
I never thought it’d come to this
Now I can never go home

Song of the Day “Cold Dark World” Weezer

“Cold Dark World”

I can watch little girl from the back of my car
I see you unsure at the place that you are
Groceries spillin’ up out of your bag
Thinkin’ you’ll end up a penniless hag

But I see the girl that you are deep inside
Won’t you allow me to give you a ride?
I can console you and give you kiss
Show you that you can do better than this

Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’m gonna be your man
Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’ll make you understand

I know you’re thinkin’ I’m trying to score
But deep in your heart you know that I’m more
Than a cat or a scoundrel
Now that I’ve found you, I don’t want to lose you
How can I prove, you know that I am sincere
You don’t need to fear
I’m not like the others; I’ll be like a brother
I will protect you, never disrespect you
But if you need love then I’ll be here to sex you

Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’m gonna be your man (I’m gonna be there)
Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’ll make you understand

It might take a while to get with the style
At life at the end of the miracle mile
But you’re gonna love the rising above
All the trash that is sweeping you under the rug

I’m gonna be there

Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’m gonna be your man (I’m gonna be there)
Angel girl
In a cold dark world
I’ll make you understand

Song of the Day “My Best Friend” Weezer

“My Best Friend”

Lyrics:

When everything is wrong I’ll come talk to you
You make things alright when I’m feeling blue

You are such a blessing and I wont be messing
with the one thing that brings light to all of my darkness

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

There is no other one that can take your place
I feel happy inside when I see your face
I hope you believe me
Because I speak sincerely
and I mean it when I tell you I need you

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

I’m here right beside you
I will never leave you
and I feel the pain you feel when you start crying

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do

You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
Yes I do…
Yes I do

Song of the Day “Hash Pipe” Weezer

“Hash Pipe”

Lyrics:

Uh
I can’t help my feelings
I’ll go out of my mind
These players come to get me
‘Cause they’d like my behind
I can’t love my business
If I can’t get a trick
Down on Santa Monica
Where tricks are for kids
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my as* wide
You’ve got your big G’s
I’ve got my hash pipe

Uh
I can’t help my boogies
They get out of control
I know that you don’t care
But I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavour
Is a favourite treat
Of men that don’t bother
With the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my as* wide
You’ve got your big G’s
I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

Uh
Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my as* wide
You’ve got your big G’s
I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

Song of the Day “(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” Weezer

The start of my Weezer week. I love their crazy videos and fun songs, so turn it up and enjoy.

“(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To”

“(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” feat Sara Barellis

Lyrics:

The moon was shining on the lake at night,
Your Slayer t-shirt fit the scene just right.
With smeared mascara,
I looked into your eyes, I saw a light.

You told me stories about your chickadees,
They didn’t like BB guns or stupid archery.
The jumbo lifeguard, he let them use the pool all day for free.

Then the conversation stopped,
And I looked down at my feet.
I was next to you and you were right there next to me

Then I said, “Girl!
If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
So make a move!
‘Cause I ain’t got all night!”

The rest of the summer was the best we ever had.
We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad.
I took you to Best Buy,
You took me home to meet your mom and dad.

Your mom cooked meatloaf even though I don’t eat meat,
I dug you so much, I took some for the team.
Your dad was silent,
His eyes were fixed to what was on TV.

Then the conversation stopped and I looked down at the ring,
Your folks were next to you,
And you were right there next to me.

Then I said, “Girl!
If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
I swear it’s true!
Without you, my heart is blue.

Girl! If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
So make a move!
‘Cause I ain’t got all night!

So much pain may come my way,
There may come a day when we have nothing left to say!

When the conversation stops,
And we’re facing our defeat.
I’ll be next to you,
And you’ll be right there next to me.

Then I said, “Girl!
If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
I swear it’s true!
Without you, my heart is blue.

Girl! If you’re wondering if I want you to,
I want you to!
So make a move!
‘Cause I ain’t got all night!