Song of the Day “99 Problems” Hugo

This is an amazing cover of an already great song. So turn it up and enjoy both.

“99 Problems” Hugo Cover

“99 Problems” Jay ZĀ original

Lyrics:

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket’s closed
Rap critics that say he’s “Money Cash Hoes”
I’m from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with O’s and you zap the toes
You’d celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I’m like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don’t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don’t play they show
They don’t play my hits well i don’t give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads…fuckers
I don’t know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I’m from rags to ritches nigga i ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year is ’94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain’t tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i…pull over to the side of the road
And i heard “Son do you know why i’m stoppin you for?”
Cause i’m young and i’m black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don’t know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
“Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four”
“Liscense and regestration and step out of the car”
“Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are”
I ain’t steppin out of shit all my papers legit
“Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?”
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon’ need a warrent for that
“Aren’t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?”
“Or somebody important or somethin?”
Nah i ain’t pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally search my shit
“Well see how smart you are when the K-9’s come”
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is i’mma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi’s with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i’m African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain’t nothin sweet ’bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus X3]

You’re crazy for this one Rick
It’s your boy

Song of the Day “Change Clothes” Jay-Z feat Pharrell

Lyrics:

[Intro: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
Uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, your boy is back
(Sexy sexy) I know y’all miss the bounce
Need to bounce for the sexy you know

[Verse 1: Jay-Z]
Yeah ma, your dude is back, made back roof is back
Tell the whole world the truth is back
You ain’t got to argue about who could rap
Cause the proof is back just go through my rap
New York New York yeah where my troopers at
Where my hustlers where my boosters at
I don’t care what you do for stacks
I know the world glued you back to the wall
You gotta brawl to that
I been through that, been shot at shoot back
Gotta keep it peace like a buddhist
I ain’t a New Jack nobody ‘gon Wesley Snipe me
It’s less than likely, move back
Let I breathe Jedi knight
The more space I get the better I write
(Oh) Never I write, but, if, ever I write
I need the space to say whatever I like, now just

[Chorus: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
(Change clothes and go) You know I stay, fresh to deatth I brought you from the projects
And I’m a take you to the top of the globe so let’s go (Change numbers and go)
Uh huh yeah, uh (Now girl I promise you, no substitute) It’s just me

[Verse 2: Jay-Z]
And I ‘gon tell you again let’s get ghost in the phantom
You could bring your friend we copuld make this a tandem
You could come by yourself and you could stand him
Best believe I sweat out weaves, give afropuffs like R.A.G.E.
Awww you get If you could move it
Back it on up like a U Haul truck
Then run and tell them thugs you heard Hovi knew
He and the boy for real make beautiful music
He is to the east coast what Snoop is, to the west coast what Face is to Houston
Young Hov in the house it’s so necessary
No bra with the blouse it’s so necessary
No panties and jeans that’s so necessary
Now why you frontin on me is that necessary
Do I to you look like a lame
Who don’t understand a bra with a mean shoe game
Whose up on Dot Dot Dot and Vera Wang
Ma are you insane, let’s just
(Woman speaking: What you want me to do?)

[Chorus: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
(Change clothes and go) You know I stay, fresh to deatth I brought you from the projects
And I’m a take you to the top of the globe so let’s go (Change numbers and go)
Uh huh yeah, uh (Now girl I promise you, no substitute) It’s just me

[Bridge: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
Uh, uh (Sexy sexy) Woo! (Ah ah!!!)
Uh huh (Sexy sexy) It’s so necessary right) (Ah ah!!!)
Uh huh, woo! (Sexy sexy) That’s right it’s a groove (Ah ah!!!)
Uh huh, it’s a groove (Sexy sexy) bring it back (Ah ah!!!!)

[Verse 3: Jay-Z]
Young Hovi in the house it’s so necessary
No bra with that blouse it’s so necessary
No panties and jeans it’s so necessary
Why you frontin on me?
Let’s go to my hotel cause this don’t go well
With those S Dots, try to stay fresh ma
Ma, I don’t shop what the rest by
Oh no ma please respect ma
Jiggy this is probably purple label
Or that BBC or it’s probably tailored
But y’all niggaS actin way to tough
Throw on a suit get it tapered up, and let’s just

[Chorus: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
(Change clothes and go) You know I stay, fresh to deatth I brought you from the projects
And I’m a take you to the top of the globe so let’s go (Change numbers and go)
Uh huh yeah, uh (Now girl I promise you, no substitute) It’s just me

[Outro: Jay-Z (Pharrell)]
(Ah ah!!!) Uh uh (Sexy sexy) sing along (Ah ah!!!)
Yeah, uh (Sexy sexy) turn your radio up (Ah ah!!!)
Woo! (Sexy sexy) Put your hands in the air if your in the car (Ah ah!!!)
Uh! Snap your fingers now (Sexy sexy) woo, uh (Ah ah!!!)
Uh, uh, your boy is back
Uh huh, uh, uh, uh, the bounce is back
Uh, uh, woo, uh Hov is back, peace!!!