Song of the Day “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” She Wants Revenge

She Wants Revenge version

original from movie

Lyrics:

Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it!
Let’s draw straws!
Jack said we should work together!
Three of a kind!
Birds of a feather!
Now and forever!
Laa, la, la, la, la, laa!
La, la, la, la, laa!
Laa, la, la, la, la, laa!
La, la, la, la, laa!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights!
First, we’re going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait!
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!
Wait, I’ve got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man!
Let’s pop him in a boiling pot
And when he’s done we’ll butter him up!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box!
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks!
Then Mister Oogie Boogie Man
Can take the whole thing over then!
He’ll be so pleased, I do declare!
That he will cook him rare!
Wheee!
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times, and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more!
You’re so stupid! Think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces and then
Jack will beat us black and green!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag!
Throw him in the ocean then
See if he is sad!
Because Mister Oogie Boogie
Is the meanest guy around!
If I were on his Boogie list
I’d get out of town!
He’ll be so pleased by our success
That he’ll reward us too, I bet!
Perhaps he’ll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew!
We’re his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride!
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side!
I wish my cohorts weren’t so dumb!
I’m not the dumb one!
You’re no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!
I’ve got something, listen now
This one is real good, you’ll see!
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read!
Now, in the box we’ll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him!
One, two, three!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for ninety years
See what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits!
Mister Oogie Boogie is
Sure to get his kicks!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see!
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key!
i don’t own this

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