Song of the Day “If I Had A Million Dollars” Barenaked Ladies

Heard this song at work today and it made me smile, which at the time I really needed. So this is today’s song of the day, because there is always someone out there that could use a smile too. So turn it up and enjoy.

“If I Had A Million Dollars”

Lyrics:

If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
If i had $1000000 i’d buy your love.

If i had $1000000 i’d build a tree fort in our yard.
If i had $1000000 you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard.
If i had $1000000 (maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somwhere.)
We could just go up and hang out. (open the fridge and stuff. there would be
Food laid out for us, little pre-wrapped sausages and things.) mmmm. (they have
Pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.) can you blame
Them? (well, yeah!)

If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you john merrick’s remains (ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
If i had $1000000 i’d buy your love

If i had $1000000 we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If i had $1000000 we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If i had $1000000 we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner.
But we would eat kraft dinner. well of course we would we’d just eat more. and
Buy all the fanciest ketchups for it…dijon ketchup! mmmm..

If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)
If i had $1000000 (if i had $1000000)
I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If i had $1000000 i’d buy your love

If i had $1000000, if i had $1000000
If i had $1000000, if i had $1000000
If i had $1000000
I’d be rich.

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